Sometimes you just have to let off steam. This is the place.

Is it just me or............

Is the guy sending me all of the spam email about “Great Stock Picks” and “Herbal Viagra” a fool or what?

I wish I could write them back and let them know:

I don’t even BUY STOCKS

I don’t need larger breast

I don’t need herbal Viagra

I don’t want to refinance my home

I don’t need to meet some hooker online

I don’t even speak Russian (yes I get some in the language)

I’m not going to buy hacked software

I’m not going to buy pharmaceuticals from an EMAIL!!!!

Of course, this is just a partial list of what I get every day in my email. I’m sure you guys get the same thing. HERBAL VIAGRA!!!!

I’d be too afraid I’d start GROWING LEAVES on my (Johnson) LOL

OK, another thing. Why is everyone wearing rubber bands on their wrist? Let me let you in a small bit of news. NONE of the money you THINK goes to these causes actually GO to them. I saw a person wearing a “FIGHT BREAST CANCER” band. I totally agree.

We ALL need to support anything that helps fight such a thing, BUT send your money in for RESEARCH or send your money to SOMEONE BATTLING BREAST CANCER. Don’t give it away to someone making a 12 cent rubber band and selling it for $2, making them $1.88 PURE PROFIT!!!!

You see all of those pink ribbons on the back of cars and trucks that are magnets? You’re NOT supporting breast cancer research.
YOU ARE SUPPORTING THE MAGNET MAKERS!!! The same thing with the yellow ribbons for the US troops.

It drives me nuts. 4 bucks for a magnet that says you are supporting ANYTHING when you KNOW the only reason you are doing it is to show others that you are a good person.

TAKE THAT 4 BUCKS and GIVE IT TO SOMEONE THAT CAN USE IT!!!!!!!

I’m going to make one that says “I Support My Magnet Maker!”

I love the idea that we want to help out certain things in our world, but we DON’T have to stick it on our cars or wear it on our wrists. The true feeling of joy you get from helping others should come from the INSIDE, not from our wrists or our trunks.

Make an anonymous donation to a family in need, or a soldier’s family or research in something we need to rid our world of. Do you want to stamp out hunger? Don’t buy a damn magnet.

BUY SOME FOOD FOR SOMEONE IN NEED!!!!

You’ll be AMAZED how good you feel afterward.

DBG

PS: If you have a job and you hire a midget, do you have to pay him under the table?