Sometimes you just have to let off steam. This is the place.

R. Kelly can KISS MY ASS!
December 8, 2005

I like to watch boxing.
After our usual Texas Holdem game last Saturday night, a couple of friends of mine sat down to watch the Bernard Hopkin VS. Jermain Taylor middleweight fight.

The announcer came on and said "Now singing the National Anthem R. Kelly". OK, No problem with that, but then he started to sing.
WITH A DISCO BEAT AND 4 DANCERS IN THE RING!

Don't change my National Anthem! Not just to R. Kelly but ANY SINGER. This is the song that countless men fought and died for to give you the right to sing like you do. This is not a dance tune. It's a song to give you about 2 minutes of loyalty and pride in this great country that my father died for. Don't try to hip-hop it up. Don't try to rock it up and for darn sure: DON'T JUMP AROUND AND DANCE during it! Stand there and be proud of where you live and that you can do almost anything you want without persecution.

I know this is a time to shine when millions are watching you. Show those millions of people what a good American you are by standing there proud and doing your best to sing our song. Don't add any "Ooooooo Yeah!" "Ummmmmmmm Baby Baby!" OR "Doo Waaaa Diddy" to the darn song.

R. Kelly has already had enough bad publicity about his taping and sexual habits with minors and now this really puts the icing on the cake.

R.Kelly is famous. I am not yet, but as soon as I am, I'll be sitting in a bar with a couple of friends (drinking a cold draft beer) R. Kelly will come walking in with his entourage and I promise everyone reading this I will stand up and say "Hey, R. Kelly.... KISS MY ASS"